View Full Version : New Lara Croft
Stfu Patrol
08-14-2008, 08:18 PM
Alison Carroll -23 year-old gymnast is the new tomb raider.
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/alison-carroll-croft-8118-16.jpg
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/alison-carroll-croft-8118-14.jpg
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/alison-carroll-croft-8118-8.jpg
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/alison-carroll-croft-8118-12.jpg
Tri-ball
08-14-2008, 08:21 PM
I said GOD DAMN, God damn.
Aramanon
08-14-2008, 08:33 PM
The breasts need more emphasis for the character of Lara Croft.
Lethalmilkshake
08-14-2008, 08:36 PM
and her knees are nassssty
Faded
08-14-2008, 08:41 PM
I'd have to see her in a movie to fully decide. But Ara and Lethal are right
Straight Aces
08-14-2008, 10:23 PM
She has the face of Tom Cruise, especially in the second picture.
Defiance
08-15-2008, 02:31 PM
Yea, aces is right, as is Lethal.
She looks nice.... but I still prefer jolie as LC
Straight Aces
08-15-2008, 03:21 PM
It looks like she became too muscular too quickly for her body, so some places are fucked up.
Jaggedspine
08-15-2008, 03:25 PM
and which places are you referring to?
Straight Aces
08-15-2008, 03:26 PM
Pretty much both her legs.
Jaggedspine
08-15-2008, 04:00 PM
That's how legs look if you work some strength into them.
Straight Aces
08-15-2008, 04:02 PM
So those knees are normal?
Jaggedspine
08-15-2008, 04:09 PM
So one of them is skinned, she's a former gymnast. Besides, I wasn't looking at her knees.
Tri-ball
08-15-2008, 04:14 PM
yea um, i may be near her knees, but im definitely not looking @ her knee caps...
Straight Aces
08-15-2008, 04:24 PM
The Tom Cruise face is still kinda scary.
Jaggedspine
08-15-2008, 05:56 PM
Problem:
The Tom Cruise face is still kinda scary.
Solution:
http://www.concordpaperbags.com.au/images/homepage/checkout.jpg
I gotta say, she looked a lot better when I was on the verge of sleep. But now, Jesus Christ, she is fugly.
KrazyBone
08-16-2008, 10:20 PM
ugly, get her out.
La Femme Leon
09-26-2008, 07:14 AM
I don't believe she will be taking the role of Lara Croft in any upcoming films (I vaguely remember reading that). I think she simply the new face/body to promote the game and act as a spokesmodel for gaming conferences, etc. I do think that her figure being slightly more muscular than previous faces of Croft looks good. She appears strong and less fragile than previous models. I think Jolie will still be the face of Lara for the movies (if another is made). Angelina really does nail the persona.
Recon
09-26-2008, 10:03 AM
She out-muscled me
Gamble
09-26-2008, 04:06 PM
I gotta say, she looked a lot better when I was on the verge of sleep. But now, Jesus Christ, she is fugly.
ugly, get her out.
come back when you get a girl that looks as good as that
KrazyBone
09-26-2008, 06:36 PM
come back when you get a girl that looks as good as that
/back
Tessla005
11-04-2008, 03:12 PM
she's ALRIGHT..... she's pretty but for some reason i dont think she looks alot like Lara Croft... I think Angelina Jolie did her more justice but thats just me.... o.O
can she at least stand with her legs apart in the tanning booth? her bleached white crotch is yucky. :sad:
Ameth
11-04-2008, 03:15 PM
she's ALRIGHT..... she's pretty but for some reason i dont think she looks alot like Lara Croft... I think Angelina Jolie did her more justice but thats just me.... o.O
I have to agree with tessla.
Tessla005
11-04-2008, 03:17 PM
I don't believe she will be taking the role of Lara Croft in any upcoming films (I vaguely remember reading that). I think she simply the new face/body to promote the game and act as a spokesmodel for gaming conferences, etc. I do think that her figure being slightly more muscular than previous faces of Croft looks good. She appears strong and less fragile than previous models. I think Jolie will still be the face of Lara for the movies (if another is made). Angelina really does nail the persona.
Agreed.
She out-muscled me
Agreedx2.
ICANSTILLKICKHERASSGRRRRR! *not*
xD
Tessla005
11-05-2008, 11:30 PM
can she at least stand with her legs apart in the tanning booth? her bleached white crotch is yucky. :sad:
ew gross, i agree! lara croft is really fuckin tan!
I have to agree with tessla.
thanx ^_^
Twisted
11-06-2008, 12:35 AM
Aces is right, when i look at her face i think of tom cruise for some reason.
no homo.
Aces is right, when i look at her face i think of tom cruise for some reason.
no homo.
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii209/livinalie85/tom_cruise_tropic_thunder.jpg
Twisted
11-06-2008, 12:55 AM
can she at least stand with her legs apart in the tanning booth? her bleached white crotch is yucky. :sad:
funny how the only thing you point out is her vag aye ancient em? ;)
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/alison-carroll-croft-8118-14.jpg
funny how the only thing you point out is her vag aye ancient em? ;)
i know....it's really hard to spot. i spent hours just looking for it lolol :P
ancient em! omg i <3 it!
Straight Aces
11-06-2008, 05:12 PM
No no no, it's Living Ancestor.
rexeria
11-08-2008, 10:25 AM
how old are you anyway ancient em?