Jeggo
11-29-2008, 02:10 PM
Well, I was bored with BF2 seeing as how it gave me all kinds of shit this morning (crashed my computer, and for some reason internet didn't work for like 2 hours) and it was being all bug and laggy (Seriously, I believe my ISP is shit. My mom wakes up and turns on the TV and my ping fucking doubles >.< I miss CableOne, I had consistent bandwidth unless something on my end was fucking with it) so I decided to play.....
STRONGHOLD 2..... Multiplayer.
Well, was playing a 2v2 game, and after awhile the other team glitched, and became like Jesus. Walking on motherfucking water. My teammate got reamed, and I bunkered down. They spent like an hour trying to get to me. They were all like "Move your swordsmen up!" and I was like "Fuck no, fear my fire carts!" and they were like "ZOMG! Fire get it away! Don't let it kill our trebuchets!" They were getting super pissed at me, cause they were both being like "FEAR US AND OUR UNSTOPPABLE ARMY!!" So, this is going on and I amass an army of Pictish Boat Warriors (they carry small boats on their back, and can legitimately move across water) and attack the guy with all the swordsmen. He dies, his swordsmen disappears, and now the other guy is left with a shit ton of undefended siege equipement. I lit that bitch up. He then quit.
So, even though they decided to cheat and glitch, I still thoroughly thrashed them.
So, anyone like to play me?
STRONGHOLD 2..... Multiplayer.
Well, was playing a 2v2 game, and after awhile the other team glitched, and became like Jesus. Walking on motherfucking water. My teammate got reamed, and I bunkered down. They spent like an hour trying to get to me. They were all like "Move your swordsmen up!" and I was like "Fuck no, fear my fire carts!" and they were like "ZOMG! Fire get it away! Don't let it kill our trebuchets!" They were getting super pissed at me, cause they were both being like "FEAR US AND OUR UNSTOPPABLE ARMY!!" So, this is going on and I amass an army of Pictish Boat Warriors (they carry small boats on their back, and can legitimately move across water) and attack the guy with all the swordsmen. He dies, his swordsmen disappears, and now the other guy is left with a shit ton of undefended siege equipement. I lit that bitch up. He then quit.
So, even though they decided to cheat and glitch, I still thoroughly thrashed them.
So, anyone like to play me?