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OwenHart4Life
07-13-2006, 11:38 PM
Man says he's tired of being mistaken for MJ

FOXSports.com
Posted: 5 days ago



A Portland, Ore. man has filed a lawsuit for $832 million, saying he is tired of being mistaken for Michael Jordan, according to KGW-TV.

The television station's Web site says Allen Heckard filed the suit against His Airness and Nike founder Phil Knight on June 29 in county court, claiming to have been mistaken for the basketball legend nearly every day for the past 15years.

And he's tired of it.

"I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me," Heckard reportedly said.

Heckard apparently is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury, emotional pain and suffering. He is suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the world's most famous athletes.

Heckard, who stands slightly taller than 6 feet, says many people miss the fact that he is roughly six inches shorter than Jordan.

But Heckard bears a physical resemblance to Jordan because he has a shaved head, an earring in his left ear, and is in good physical shape — from playing basketball.

"Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard said.

Wouldn't most people consider that a compliment?

"Yes, don't get me wrong it's definitely a positive thing, because Michael, like I say is one of the best ball players that I've known to play the game. But then again, that's Michael and I'm me. So I want to be recognized as me just like Michael's being recognized as Michael."

The television station apparently caught Heckard wearing blue Air Jordan tennis shoes.

Is Heckard trying to look like Jordan?

No.

"They're very comfortable shoes to play ball in," said Heckard. "I play a lot of basketball and any other shoes I try to play in tend to hurt the bottom of my feet."

What made Heckard decide to file suit against Jordan and Knight for $416 million each?

"Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."




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I nearly had multiple anuerysms when I read that. It's unbelievable. I'm at a loss for words.

DJ Stormray
07-14-2006, 12:05 AM
Wow what an idiot.

GenDeathRaiser
07-14-2006, 01:35 AM
I'm suing Gary Hetzel from my school then.

Adam
07-14-2006, 01:38 AM
I'm suing President Bush for being stupid.

Eazyrider
07-14-2006, 05:03 AM
I'm suing the french soccer team for loosing and causing me moral pain.

Odessa
07-14-2006, 08:05 AM
Po man's lotto - sue anyone, for anything and hope you win.......welcome to the American Court System where every fool gets his day in court. lol

Zim
07-14-2006, 08:54 AM
Ah, another one of those "Only in America!" situations.

Raikoh
07-14-2006, 09:21 AM
Wasn't there a American who sued McDonalds because it made them fat haha

sander
07-14-2006, 10:08 AM
people will do enything for money.

Mysterial
07-14-2006, 10:15 AM
If he wins.. :rolleyes:

Eazyrider
07-31-2006, 03:10 PM
Grow some hair.
Loose the earring.
Wear adidas.

Kbests
07-31-2006, 04:06 PM
Hahaha.. that's BS. I hope he loses and has to pay for court fees. What an asshole.

If I looked anything li8ke jordan, I woulden't give a fuck.. Maybe this dude needs to grow an afro(and a dick) and stop wearing air jordans..

J A M
01-27-2007, 10:05 PM
what an idiot

Squirrelly
01-27-2007, 10:17 PM
...this is really old.

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