ZOMG! Try this out! serously

[irleetman]

This is a l337 mad lib I made =D

do the following:

Go to http://www.programmingbasics.org/en/input.html

And copy and paste the following into the program area and hit run:

show("This is a l337 h4x made by IRLEETMAN. Fill out this lib with CS:S info. Special Thx to Knifesniper!");
name=input("Choose a name");
team=input("Choose a team");
gun=input("Choose a weapon");
spot=input("Choose a spot, for example:storage room");
hax=input("Choose a hax");
show("Console-" + name + " has joined " + team);
show(name + ":" + team + ": hmm... ima hide in " + spot);
show(team + ": kk");
show("Soo... you hide in " + spot + " cause you are leet like that");
show("About two minutes go by before anything happens. Then, all of a sudden, you hear something.");
show("so, being the l337 h@x0r you are, you turn on your " + hax + " and kill him with a glock!");
show("You pwned that n00b! LIKE OMFG BBQSAUSE OWNT!! LAWLZZZ!!!");
show("lol! anyway, you go back to " + spot +" and wait.");
show(team + ": LIKE OMFG! " + name + " we is getting teh own3d! if you don't help us then we will di-");
show("You're team is cutt of mid sentence, cuz they died. laff, n00bs. Don't worry though, you will get the rest of teh p33ps.");
show("You hear some people coming. so, being l337, you pull out your " + gun + " and get ready to pour some pwnsause.");
show("but all of a sudden, your " + hax + " malfunctions. wtf!?!?!?!");
show("You turn to your left and see a guy just coming in. You point your " + gun + " and BOOM HEADSHOT!");
show("Another one comes in directly after him, but you don't notice it until he fires at you. You move to the left and fire, killing him. Phew, that was close!");
show("You begin to reload and move to the corner of " + spot + " and get ready for the next p33ps.");
show("but then, all of a sudden, you hear something running up behind you. it's prolly some lame faggot wannaba pirate who thinks he can knife you. LAFF!");
show("you turn around and aim your " + gun + "at him, and then begin to fire. But just as you begin to fire, he jumps on your head, and you miss him complelty. omfg crap!");
show("too bad that wasn't a wannabe pirate though... cuz you get knifed in teh head. omfgx!");
a=input("DOES TEH WHALEZ CLAN OWN?say yes or no, and make sure it's lower case");
if(a== "yes") {show("Wtf? who does this dood think he is? LAFF! You turn up and shoot him in teh face. n00b!! you win.");}
if(a !="yes") {show(name + " was humiliated by IRLEETMAN.");}



give me teh feed bakc, ty

[UniBomber]

lol its a good thing i think the whales clan owns or else i could have been knived...
also wtf is that in java or html or something?
kthx

[irleetman]

:D took me awhile, cuz i am a n00b aT THIS

[GenDeathRaiser]

lawl it was funny.

[KnifeSniper]

Basically, i was bored googled programming, and came up with this page. I screwed around with it and told leet, and he liked it aswell. Just use the same link and tell us whatcha think. I might make a thing about fav colors or some some. Ill take ne ideas for a madlib if u have ne.

show("Knife's pwnage cs s madlib ZOMG NO WAII");
thing=input("type a thing");
thing2=input("type another thing");
person=input("type person's name");
pluralnoun=input("type a plural noun");
thing3=input("type a thing");
thing4=input("type yet again another thing");
medicaltool=input("type a medical tool");
groupofppl=input("type a group of people");
number1=input("type a number");
nameadrink=input("type a drink");
show("ct: FIRE IN TEH HOLE!");
show("ct buddy: USE THE FUXING "+ thing +" ! ");
show("ct: NO, NOT THE "+ thing +" !");
show("ct buddy: YA, ILL COVER U W/ MY "+ thing2+" ! said his buddy");
show("ct: LOOK OUT ITS "+person+" ! ZOMFG NO WAI!");
show("ct buddy: WE NEED BACKUP WE GOT "+pluralnoun+" IN THE ROOM!");
show("ct: O NO BILLY! BILLY HAS BEEN HIT BY A "+thing3+" !");
show("ct: O GOD WHY BILLY! I NEED A " +medicaltool+" RIGHT AWAY!");
show(" ct: THAT's IT, IM GOING TO BRING OUT HTE BIG MOFOING " +thing4+ " !");
show(" ct: DIE U "+groupofppl+" !!");
show("ct: Well I only recieved "+number1+" bullet wounds and im think i can make it back to base!");
show("BASE: roger that lieutenant, we will see you back at base with "+ nameadrink +" .");
show("ct: thank you, thank you. I hope you enjoyed my mad lib and are rotfluao ^^.");


thank you, thank you. I hope you enjoyed my mad lib and are rotfluao ^^.")Leet and I had some fun, and we both liked each others. They don't take long to make either, its pretty ez. Leets was good. Hope you like mine. use the same link as leet did ^^ thx. tell meh what u think all think.:) :). its pretty fun just to see what u can do. I might make a pick ur favorite color too. its just fun.
:eek:

[irleetman]

lawl it was funny.

=) ty for testing it out teh gdr./

[Recon]

Lol, nice.

Liked the language of the script, lawlz.

[irleetman]

ty recon =)

[Tricky]

ty recon =)

I didnt understand one bit of it..
Sorry

[IceDemon]

tricky if u play CSS u should get it otherwise it will make no sense. Its good.

[irleetman]

I didnt understand one bit of it..
Sorry

yeah, what demon said. you'd like it if you played cs =)

[Straight Aces]

i <3 this piece of art, it made me tear up.

[slobby]

My weapon was a Dick launcher :O:D