View Full Version : My worst moment....
rambo2
02-15-2007, 04:15 PM
Well i was swimming in my pool and when i got out....you know the neting in the shorts?... well any my fuckin ball skin got fuckin stuck in one of the little holes.... so i had to fuckin rip it out....and im juts gunna say that having my girlfriend right there when it was happening did not help me.... wellli dont swim anymore...
The lesson today is don't swim if you have balls.....
NinjaShot
02-15-2007, 04:18 PM
Yeah.
If you were Smart, I would've gotten my Girlfriend to get it out.
My worst moment? Forgetting to pull out when I was banging your mom, lolololololol.
NinjaShot
02-15-2007, 04:20 PM
^ Lmao.
rambo2
02-15-2007, 04:27 PM
Is that the banging on the wall and my mom waling "ITS TO SMALL"?:p
TATORNUTS TATORNUTS!!!!!!!
NinjaShot
02-15-2007, 04:38 PM
^Nice..ish
Mando
02-15-2007, 04:43 PM
Is that the banging on the wall and my mom waling "ITS TO SMALL"?:p
TATORNUTS TATORNUTS!!!!!!!
he means he's yer dad o.O yer the mistake mate sorry to tell ya
NinjaShot
02-15-2007, 04:52 PM
Eh..
Serpent
02-15-2007, 04:53 PM
...
he means he's yer dad o.O yer the mistake mate sorry to tell ya
Yeah, he totally missed the joke. I was thinking of leaving it, but I'm glad you pointed it out for him, :p.
Gamble
02-15-2007, 04:55 PM
Is that the banging on the wall and my mom waling "ITS TO SMALL"?:p
TATORNUTS TATORNUTS!!!!!!!
Don't worry rambo, i could have been your father also, but the damn dog beat me over the fence. :p
Don't worry rambo, i could have been your father also, but the damn dog beat me over the fence. :p
That dog got really sloppy seconds.
OwenHart4Life
02-15-2007, 11:22 PM
Well i was swimming in my pool and when i got out....you know the neting in the shorts?... well any my fuckin ball skin got fuckin stuck in one of the little holes.... so i had to fuckin rip it out....and im juts gunna say that having my girlfriend right there when it was happening did not help me.... wellli dont swim anymore...
The lesson today is don't swim if you have balls.....
You don't have a girlfriend. Liar.
Edit: Nor do you have balls. This story is full of lies.
How does a ball get suck in netting? I mean like, isn't that mesh have like really small holes? I can't even see a marble falling thru the net.
IceDemon
02-27-2007, 11:08 AM
Dude that sucks, i dont get the girlfriend part though, hit the bathroom and get it out if ur that embaressed. I can't even imagine somethin like that happening so yeah. And your answer of not swimming is retarded just get a swim suit that actually does what it should. Maybe you just need a smaller one?
Straight Aces
02-28-2007, 05:20 PM
rip the netting and swim with boxers underneath the swim trunks.
rambo2
04-23-2007, 10:24 PM
You don't have a girlfriend. Liar.
Edit: Nor do you have balls. This story is full of lies.
Ummmm... and how would you know????
You know you should probably stop stalking ppl... eventually....:p
Required
04-23-2007, 10:58 PM
rip the netting and swim with boxers underneath the swim trunks.
get rid of the swim suit, and the boxers, and you might have a solution there
freewill07
04-24-2007, 09:59 PM
This Thread is very funny. LOL
Hilarious momments. Just try to be safe out there you people
regards
Lethalmilkshake
04-24-2007, 10:08 PM
Ummmm... and how would you know????
You know you should probably stop stalking ppl... eventually....:p
Because you're a homosexual with little balls.
MumMum
04-24-2007, 10:29 PM
Ouch. >_<;
rambo2
04-24-2007, 10:33 PM
Wow... i just have no comment.... Just because your insecure about your ball size doesnt mean they get bigger becasue you make fasle accusations.....
who'd want giant balls anyway. i cant see it being useful no matter how i look at it. now a big pecker, that's a different story. you wont see no giant wang being stuck in anyones .... netting ..