View Full Version : The Awkward Moments Thread.
FireSide.ftw
05-08-2007, 05:31 PM
So... I'm not sure if anybody has made this thread before, but I figured I'd give it a go.
This inspired me to create the thread:
"You want an akward moment?I'll give you an akward moment.Once, during sex, I called Lois Frank." - obligatory Family Guy quote.
So one time I was on the third floor of school, heading to the bathroom, sat down down to take a shit. I look over...No toilet paper... it's middle of class, so I figured I'd run to the second floor without anybody noticing, so I haul up my jeans a bit, pulldown my shirt and run as hard as I can to the second floor bathroom. YES! toilet paper, but there's NO DOOR ON THE STALL, so I ran back up to the third floor, with the toilet paper, finish finally, so when I walk out of the stall, I FORGET to flush the toilet, some guy goes in and goes "AWWW MAN, somebody left a huge shit in the toilet!" I couldn't stop laughing about it after it happened.
Also, a great way to freak out your friends is screaming "I GET OFF TO AWKWARD SILENCES" then if nobody responds right away, make orgasming sounds. My friend and I have used it on so many people.
Also, a great way to freak out your friends is screaming "I GET OFF TO AWKWARD SILENCES" then if nobody responds right away, make orgasming sounds. My friend and I have used it on so many people.
Yeeeeeeeah...
OwenHart4Life
05-08-2007, 05:46 PM
You sure live one crazy life.
ChocolateMilk-Zo
05-08-2007, 05:55 PM
ROFL!!! Zim's response is the best!
Worst awkward moment in my life:
When my dad walked in on my ex-girlfriend giving me head.
That's not the worst part- he quickly left the room while giving me a thumbs-up...
Worst day of my life.
Advent
05-08-2007, 07:33 PM
Fireside.ftw - your a faggot.
I hate you.
Die now.
MumMum
05-08-2007, 08:15 PM
Worst awkward moment in my life:
When my dad walked in on my ex-girlfriend giving me head.
That's not the worst part- he quickly left the room while giving me a thumbs-up...
Worst day of my life.
Worst day of "your" life? You don't have bad days then, lucky you.
OwenHart4Life
05-08-2007, 08:35 PM
Fireside.ftw - your a faggot.
I hate you.
Die now.
Didn't you leave?
Worst day of "your" life? You don't have bad days then, lucky you.
Simple exaggeration friend. Apparently you haven't heard me do the MeatWad voice on the mic on the CSS server yet ^^
(broodwich episode)
OwenHart4Life
05-08-2007, 09:38 PM
Simple exaggeration friend. Apparently you haven't heard me do the MeatWad voice on the mic on the CSS server yet ^^
(broodwich episode)
I thought that was what you were referencing, but I didn't want to sound like an idiot if you weren't.
Zaditor
05-08-2007, 10:04 PM
That's one of my favorite episodes.
ChocolateMilk-Zo
05-08-2007, 10:06 PM
Didn't you leave?
Yeah what the hell?
well.. this is kinda awkward. it was nearly a year ago, and i had spent the day with this new chick i was seeing. we had a real good night, then went back to her place for sex. anyway, in the morning she had to go to work, so she just said to lock the door behind me when i went home.
when i got up , i wrote her a quick note saying i had a great time, like to see her again. etc etc. but at the time i was pretty much busting for a shit. so i ran to the toilet and took the hugest dump ever.
this is where it started to get messed up. the toilet wouldnt flush, and i started to panic. "what will she think if she comes home and finds a big stinky shit in her toilet!!?" that sort of thing. >.< i chased around the house and i found a plastic bag and i scooped it out.....
now, i was going to put it in the bin, but i couldnt put it in the inside bin. so i put it down in the bag / in a couple of bags on the bench and went to find a bin somewhere outside to hide the evidence.
.... and the fucking door locked behind me when i went out.
I msg'd and told her to call me before she went home. but she didnt. needless to say, i never saw or heard from her again.
broken
05-13-2007, 11:57 PM
u niggers live crazy lives
well.. this is kinda awkward. it was nearly a year ago, and i had spent the day with this new chick i was seeing. we had a real good night, then went back to her place for sex. anyway, in the morning she had to go to work, so she just said to lock the door behind me when i went home.
when i got up , i wrote her a quick note saying i had a great time, like to see her again. etc etc. but at the time i was pretty much busting for a shit. so i ran to the toilet and took the hugest dump ever.
this is where it started to get messed up. the toilet wouldnt flush, and i started to panic. "what will she think if she comes home and finds a big stinky shit in her toilet!!?" that sort of thing. >.< i chased around the house and i found a plastic bag and i scooped it out.....
now, i was going to put it in the bin, but i couldnt put it in the inside bin. so i put it down in the bag / in a couple of bags on the bench and went to find a bin somewhere outside to hide the evidence.
.... and the fucking door locked behind me when i went out.
I msg'd and told her to call me before she went home. but she didnt. needless to say, i never saw or heard from her again.
That has got to be one of the funniest fucking things I have ever read. You probably did long-term emotional damage. Gives new meaning to the phrase "shitbag".
QuietSlaughter
06-07-2007, 11:06 AM
Worst awkward moment in my life:
When my dad walked in on my ex-girlfriend giving me head.
That's not the worst part- he quickly left the room while giving me a thumbs-up...
Worst day of my life.
LAWL , moop did SHE see your dad ? if not its not that bad... but either way i know what you mean by worst day of your life cause your dad gave you the thumbs up.