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If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half a day, how long would it take for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to spit the seeds out of a cucumber??
Chainer232
05-12-2007, 03:47 PM
Who cares faggot... its a fuckin grasshopper
OwenHart4Life
05-12-2007, 04:44 PM
47 Minutes and 14 seconds.
Scavenger
05-13-2007, 12:21 AM
Until someone would eat the grasshopper and get splinters stuck in his/her mouth.
ROOSTERS CANT LAY EGGS LOL
If you're flying down a street in a canoe, and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse?
Gamble
05-13-2007, 12:50 PM
The awnser is... None!
This is because that there is no flying carrot wearing sneakers to put the pancakes in the doghouse!
Clown
05-13-2007, 03:36 PM
What the fuck are you saying?!?!
jibbin4giggles
05-13-2007, 03:41 PM
what came first the chicken or the egg?
GodSlayerMofo
05-13-2007, 03:42 PM
what came first the chicken or the egg?
IT DOESN"T MATTER GOD CREATED EVERYTHING IDIOT!!!one11!
The awnser is... None!
This is because that there is no flying carrot wearing sneakers to put the pancakes in the doghouse!
CLOSE! the answer is none because ice cream doesn't have bones!
IT DOESN"T MATTER GOD CREATED EVERYTHING IDIOT!!!one11!
Go die kthx
OwenHart4Life
05-13-2007, 05:26 PM
CLOSE! the answer is none because ice cream doesn't have bones!
Well, if you factor out the x, though, the answer becomes chop sticks.
GodSlayerMofo
05-14-2007, 12:36 AM
Go die kthx
If you didn't read into my sarcasm you need to go destroy one of your vital organs.
broken
05-14-2007, 01:11 AM
If you're flying down a street in a canoe, and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse?
12
If you didn't read into my sarcasm you need to go destroy one of your vital organs.
Just checkin. text = not good for sarcasm detection.
GodSlayerMofo
05-14-2007, 01:45 AM
Just checkin. text = not good for sarcasm detection.
However, the all caps was. Not to mention I ended it with "!!one11!".
Lethalmilkshake
05-14-2007, 11:59 AM
Just checkin. text = not good for sarcasm detection.
I thought it was pretty obvious after the 11!!!ONENEM00P=FUXINTARD!)!)!)ONEONE!!@22211
Gamble
05-14-2007, 01:30 PM
Well, if you factor out the x, though, the answer becomes chop sticks.
Funny, when i factored out the x, I got 'pick-up sticks.'
Edit: Nevermind, i divided my ketchup wrong.
OwenHart4Life
05-14-2007, 03:04 PM
Funny, when i factored out the x, I got 'pick-up sticks.'
Edit: Nevermind, i divided my ketchup wrong.
Well, if you don't have 5 Pokemon to battle with, you always run into problems.
Well, if you don't have 5 Pokemon to battle with, you always run into problems.
True, unless you have the Ancient Bone Sabre of Zumai-Kahn. Then the ostriches will heed your command, and Lord Halifax will cease his incantations for more salad dressing.
Clown
05-14-2007, 03:32 PM
I have heard about this 5 pokemon to battle paradox.
But you also need 5 negros to pick cotton.
I have heard about this 5 pokemon to battle paradox.
But you also need 5 negros to pick cotton.
1 mexican can handle the workload of a dozen negros. derr.
OwenHart4Life
05-14-2007, 06:28 PM
True, unless you have the Ancient Bone Sabre of Zumai-Kahn. Then the ostriches will heed your command, and Lord Halifax will cease his incantations for more salad dressing.
Well, if you use butter, it burns double the fat in twice the amount of time it takes for the moon to solar eclipse.
Gamble
05-14-2007, 06:43 PM
I believe in cooking a pot full of post-it notes with some WD-40 and pouring them over an asian makes the moon solar eclipsefaster, but that could be me.
I believe in cooking a pot full of post-it notes with some WD-40 and pouring them over an asian makes the moon solar eclipsefaster, but that could be me.
I still prefer the stuffed pigmy monkey with a pair of salad tongs. I guess it comes down to your preference for how well-done you like your orange fillets.
Look. I've been following this conversation and i really dont think you guys understand the severity of the gradient, let alone the pure uncertainty involved. you see, the size of a mans fishing wheels has nothing to do with the amount of cotton he can or cant pick. but rather, it IS proportional to the flavour of dumplings he has in his ox-cart.
i thought that was pretty obvious...
Look. I've been following this conversation and i really dont think you guys understand the severity of the gradient, let alone the pure uncertainty involved. you see, the size of a mans fishing wheels has nothing to do with the amount of cotton he can or cant pick. but rather, it IS proportional to the flavour of dumplings he has in his ox-cart.
i thought that was pretty obvious...
It's only obvious to those that hold the scroll of the goat-worshippers. Count yourself lucky, feind, that you have procured such an artifact. The shrews are afoot... and they seek out its magics. Guard it well with a staple remover, for if they have it, my grand transformation will ensue..